Transmission V

Come in, Blog.

Today, I will tell you about myself. First of all, you must know that I am not of this world. I was born on the planet Cuteon, which is part of the Cutonian Federation. The Cutonian Federation consists of several planets, of which Cuteon is the capital. One thing you must know about the Cutonian Federation is that all its inhabitants are Cute. Not only are they cute, as you humans use the word, to mean attractive, but they also have a special power. This Cutonian power enables them to block others with their Cuteness- this means the person will remain frozen in a certain position until the one using the power releases them from their withering vision. What does that mean, you may ask? It means that as long as they stare at you intensely, you can not move. Sometimes, if their power is so great, you can not even think. All you want to do is stare at them and adsorb their Cuteness. Do all Cutonians have this power? Yes, they do, but some have it only to a certain extent. My family came from one of the Cutest families, so my power is supposedly relatively strong. Why relatively? Well, because my power is stronger here on Earth than it is on Cuteon. Humans have a tendency to love Cute things, and that gives me power over them (if I choose to use it). 

Anyway, I was born on the planet Cuteon. My mother had died a few days after my birth, so I never knew her. My father, Bodi, was a leader among the inhabitants of the Federation. My father was also a scientist. After conducting years of research, he discovered that our planet, Cuteon, and the entire Federation, in fact, were in terrible danger. Because of all the Cuteness on the planet, and the inhabitants lavish use of their Cute powers, the Federation was at a risk of imploding. The Cuteness level had gone too far, and there was no way to save the Federation. His only hope was to convince the other six leaders of the Federation to evacuate all inhabitants of our planets to a remote location.

That's enough for today. I have to go. 

Over and out.
Cody.