Come in, blog.
Cody here.
I have not been able to make contact recently because of my assignment to find Senior Kudi. For this mission, I had to remain most secretive, so I also missed out on a family vacation to Florida. Yes, I have a family. I need an alias to protect my identity. Anyway, I had tracked Senior Kudi all the way to his secret lair, but as I was preparing to confront him, I heard a sound. Actually, it was more than a sound. It was an evil laugh. And it wasn't coming from Kudi. It was coming from his newest accomplice, a mouse. You would expect a mouse to sound squeak-ish, but this mouse had the deepest evil laugh you ever hear: "MUA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" I was so terribly disturbed by this sound, that I let out a yelp. This yelp gave me away to their terribly sensitive ears, and I barely managed to escape in time. Senior Kudi pressed the self-destruct button, and the lair went up in flames (that is why it is so hard to catch him- he self-destructs all his lairs).
Well, that is all the time I have today. I must go back to tracking Senior Kudi and his newest accomplice, the evil-laugh mouse.
Over and out.
Cody.
Friday, January 10, 2014
Monday, December 16, 2013
Transmission VI
Come in, Blog.
The last time I contacted you, I told you a bit about myself. Unfortunately, I do not have time to go into the rest of the story today. We have an emergency. Senior Kudi was seen trying to break into HQ. I have been given the mission of retrieving him, and I will not be able to make contact again here for a while.
Over and out.
Cody.
The last time I contacted you, I told you a bit about myself. Unfortunately, I do not have time to go into the rest of the story today. We have an emergency. Senior Kudi was seen trying to break into HQ. I have been given the mission of retrieving him, and I will not be able to make contact again here for a while.
Over and out.
Cody.
Friday, December 13, 2013
Transmission V
Come in, Blog.
Today, I will tell you about myself. First of all, you must know that I am not of this world. I was born on the planet Cuteon, which is part of the Cutonian Federation. The Cutonian Federation consists of several planets, of which Cuteon is the capital. One thing you must know about the Cutonian Federation is that all its inhabitants are Cute. Not only are they cute, as you humans use the word, to mean attractive, but they also have a special power. This Cutonian power enables them to block others with their Cuteness- this means the person will remain frozen in a certain position until the one using the power releases them from their withering vision. What does that mean, you may ask? It means that as long as they stare at you intensely, you can not move. Sometimes, if their power is so great, you can not even think. All you want to do is stare at them and adsorb their Cuteness. Do all Cutonians have this power? Yes, they do, but some have it only to a certain extent. My family came from one of the Cutest families, so my power is supposedly relatively strong. Why relatively? Well, because my power is stronger here on Earth than it is on Cuteon. Humans have a tendency to love Cute things, and that gives me power over them (if I choose to use it).
Anyway, I was born on the planet Cuteon. My mother had died a few days after my birth, so I never knew her. My father, Bodi, was a leader among the inhabitants of the Federation. My father was also a scientist. After conducting years of research, he discovered that our planet, Cuteon, and the entire Federation, in fact, were in terrible danger. Because of all the Cuteness on the planet, and the inhabitants lavish use of their Cute powers, the Federation was at a risk of imploding. The Cuteness level had gone too far, and there was no way to save the Federation. His only hope was to convince the other six leaders of the Federation to evacuate all inhabitants of our planets to a remote location.
That's enough for today. I have to go.
Over and out.
Cody.
Today, I will tell you about myself. First of all, you must know that I am not of this world. I was born on the planet Cuteon, which is part of the Cutonian Federation. The Cutonian Federation consists of several planets, of which Cuteon is the capital. One thing you must know about the Cutonian Federation is that all its inhabitants are Cute. Not only are they cute, as you humans use the word, to mean attractive, but they also have a special power. This Cutonian power enables them to block others with their Cuteness- this means the person will remain frozen in a certain position until the one using the power releases them from their withering vision. What does that mean, you may ask? It means that as long as they stare at you intensely, you can not move. Sometimes, if their power is so great, you can not even think. All you want to do is stare at them and adsorb their Cuteness. Do all Cutonians have this power? Yes, they do, but some have it only to a certain extent. My family came from one of the Cutest families, so my power is supposedly relatively strong. Why relatively? Well, because my power is stronger here on Earth than it is on Cuteon. Humans have a tendency to love Cute things, and that gives me power over them (if I choose to use it).
Anyway, I was born on the planet Cuteon. My mother had died a few days after my birth, so I never knew her. My father, Bodi, was a leader among the inhabitants of the Federation. My father was also a scientist. After conducting years of research, he discovered that our planet, Cuteon, and the entire Federation, in fact, were in terrible danger. Because of all the Cuteness on the planet, and the inhabitants lavish use of their Cute powers, the Federation was at a risk of imploding. The Cuteness level had gone too far, and there was no way to save the Federation. His only hope was to convince the other six leaders of the Federation to evacuate all inhabitants of our planets to a remote location.
That's enough for today. I have to go.
Over and out.
Cody.
Thursday, December 12, 2013
Transmission IV
Come in, Blog.
We have some new information on Senior Doktor Kudi. He is using a new form of holograms, and is disguising himself to look like me. We fear he might try to infiltrate our database disguised as me and steal our most powerful weapon. I will be kept under constant surveillance, so the team knows where I am at all times, and they can make sure nobody that looks like me will make it into HQ. Therefore, I will have more time to tell you about myself. But not now.
Over and out.
Cody.
We have some new information on Senior Doktor Kudi. He is using a new form of holograms, and is disguising himself to look like me. We fear he might try to infiltrate our database disguised as me and steal our most powerful weapon. I will be kept under constant surveillance, so the team knows where I am at all times, and they can make sure nobody that looks like me will make it into HQ. Therefore, I will have more time to tell you about myself. But not now.
Over and out.
Cody.
Wednesday, December 4, 2013
Transmission III
Come in, Blog.
I only have a few minutes to spare, so I thought I should inform you of this. There is an evil scientist on the loose. His name is Senior Doktor Kudi. Right now, we have tracked his coordinates to somewhere south of Mexico City and north of Acapulco. Be on the lookout for him. He is a white chihuahua, with an evil intent. Beware his charming smile. Beneath it, there is just pure, concentrated evil. We don't have much time. We must find him.
Over and out.
Cody.
Tuesday, December 3, 2013
Transmission II
Over, do you Copy?
My sources have informed me that everything I post here is secure. That means I can share a picture of myself with you, without the Chihuahuas finding out my real identity.
My sources have informed me that everything I post here is secure. That means I can share a picture of myself with you, without the Chihuahuas finding out my real identity.
Yes, that is me. What did you expect? Of course I'm this cute. How else would I have been able to infiltrate the secret layer of Dr. von Hoven? But wait, I'm getting ahead of myself. You don't even know who Dr. Hoven is....well, you'll find out soon enough. But, that's all for now. I have to go- the connection is failing.
Over and out.
Cody.
Transmission I
Come in, Blog.
My name is Cody. I am a Yorkshire Terrier (Yorkie for short) living in the big city. I love to go on adventures, chase squirrels, and defeat evil. I'm also a super spy, but you can't tell anybody that. It's our secret, copy?
If you come back and visit me here on this blog, you just might find out more about my super secret adventures.
Over and out.
Cody.
My name is Cody. I am a Yorkshire Terrier (Yorkie for short) living in the big city. I love to go on adventures, chase squirrels, and defeat evil. I'm also a super spy, but you can't tell anybody that. It's our secret, copy?
If you come back and visit me here on this blog, you just might find out more about my super secret adventures.
Over and out.
Cody.
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